Friday, 30 March 2012

Life's To Do List

  • Hire two private detectives. Get them to follow each other.
  • Go into a crowded lift and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
  • Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
  • Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
  • Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
  • Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
  • Buy a parrot and teach it to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"

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